Patchwork Travesty

A man struggles to buy a handful of peanuts at the self-service checkout, an omelette recipe gets out of hand, and Seamus Reclaimus downloads an app for enslaving magical creatures.

Featuring trainspotting buddleia, an AI satnav, a CGI robot and a sad man. Plus an excellent method for retrieving sunken biscuits from cups of tea.

The secrets of wine-making are revealed, Uncle Charleston helps starving orphans learn to ration, and Chris Martin from Coldplay attempts to cure a man's depression.

Witness the origin story of a new and confusing superhero. Plus the trauma of train travel and the truth about where water comes from.

The complex nature of cabbages is explored at last, Seamus Reclaimus takes a trip on a tube train, and a scented candle spreads delight.

A man made of celery gets up to some hilarious comedy antics, there is a disturbing song about a gnome, and Uncle Charleston tells the orphans his final parable.