How To Talk Australians

An introduction to the Australian vernacular, with particular emphasis on their penchant for expletives and derogatory put-downs.

A terrifying look at the Aussie diet. Includes an Indian take on ‘How to build your own barbie.’

Like the mother tongue itself, the Brits invented Rhyming Slang, the Australians have turned it into an art form. From Barry Crocker (shocker) to Germaine Greer (beer).

Includes a truly C-class impersonations of Pauline Hanson and a clumsy re-enactment of a Ned Kelly hold-up. Maharaji Davo takes us through the car used by Mel Gibson in Mad Max. The students also partake in a dress-as-a-famous-Aussie day.

‘Chopper’ the talking cocky takes over the class with his incessant foul mouth/beak. The students adopt some anglicised names and then convert them/Australianise them to varying levels of success. Eg. Gibson to ‘Gibbo’, Leslie to ‘Leso’.

A deep and disturbing look at the great Australian beach holiday and their obsession with National holidays. Includes a re-enactment of a camping trip to Rosebud.

A way-too detailed account of how pervasive the humble blowfly is on Australian life. Also further examines Aussie beach culture.

The students sit a mock Australian Citizenship Test. We also see the students graduation.